The YES Dance

just wow...






Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal! DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING -- stop! I've lost my contact! rofl...

'Cause girl...

A little humor on a crazy political day.




Thanks to my friend Liz for this one.

Translate Server Error

I'm sure everyone has seen those funny pictures on the internet where the translations for restaurants have gone wrong. For example:

"Please open this door hardly"

A McDonald's Sign that reads, "Thanks for calling"

and so on.

Well this one probably takes the cake. A Chinese restaurant has used an online translator to name their store. "Translate Server Error" was the name that was generated.

We're not sure what kind of dishes they serve up at "Translate Server Error" - but we have no doubt it would be a smorgasboard of "404 page not found" fried rice, and "A problem has been detected and windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer" with Honey Soy Chicken.

Story: Live News Australia

Worst Fark headline of the Day

I've done a best of, now it's time for the worst of.

Federal authorities crack down on a farmer's illegal selling of milk and cheese, ask him "How dairy you," farmer replies "Don't have a cow man"

Story: Reason Online courtesy of: Fark

The NY Girl of my Dreams

meat and potatoes:  

     

Boy jumps on NY Subway.

Boy sees beautiful girl on Subway but doesn't have the nerve to talk to her.

Boy pines for said girl and puts his artistic abilities and ingenuity to work.

Boy creates a website devoted to finding this girl and his failed opportunity to talk to her and hopefully spark up a romance.

Takes boy 48 hours in a city filled with 8 million people to find her.

Well, I have to start off by saying how creepily romantic, right?

First off, I have to say, although it may be a little creepy to some, I think it was a pretty smooth move in a very nerdy way. Being a nerd myself, I'd definitely do something like this. Although the fury wife may object to something of this nature.

Well after finding her, they removed themselves from the public eye to concentrate on the relationship. Unfortunately the relationship only lasted two months. I feel bad for the man, but things seem to be working out great from the Australian born beauty. She's been spotted in a daytime soap opera and as a "wait, was that her?" two second glimpse in the new hit movie, Sex and the City.

Romantic Stalkers website: NY Girl of My Dreams

Full Story: Reuters

George Bush Finally Gets It

I had to lol at this for a while. The look on his face is priceless. Awesome (albeit weird) editing

credits: Mini Movie

Choose a caption

I came across this site where they show you a picture and you have the option to submit a caption. It can be whatever you want it to be, at least I think, and people log in and vote on the best ones. I'll show you the two that I came up with.



"Be gentle... it's my first time."

and

"I'm scared Dick."
"It's okay George, this'll be less painful then your Presidency."


credit: Frog Soda

Deaf shouting match

Cops were called on two deaf women who were in a loud shouting match. One woman was arrested after assaulting the cops.


Can you imagine how comical this event must have been? I can guarantee you that 4 out of 5 citizens attending this battle of sound peed themselves.



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Story: Metro West Daily News

Best Fark title today

"New iPhone comes with new iCant activate feature"

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story: Fark